I mean Donatello could use his own wang to beat people off.

That poor baby has his head trapped in that oversized sombrero! Won't somebody do something about it!

The awful truth, like you said, isn't the preference or skirt v. pants but that he's a dick. I feel it's better to have such qualities out in the open that for it to be hidden by false pleasantries and manners as it gives one a much truthful view of the other person. I feel this need for pleasantries above all else is…

So basically the way to create a relationship is to butter people up with lies and then gradually bring out the awful truth after the point where they're already in too deep? I'm learning so much today.

So in order to keep the title, are they going to replace Angus T. Jones with another kid or perhaps go with a little person?

Can we set up a pool with the odds of each available religion? $10 on Rastafarianism BTW

This lady sounds like my uncle's ex-wife. She was a middle-class, Liberal, "bisexual", social worker who met my uncle when she went to Mexico to learn Spanish. During the good part of the relationship, she completely assimilated Mexican traditions, clothing and food to the point of it being a little ridiculous.…

Am I bad for immediately thinking of this?

They'll have special stores for kiddie guns called "GUNZ FOR TOTS"

Did that goat just suck it's own penis at the end?

Well, they only keep them around b/c Westerners can't get enough of the bi-colored, dopey oafs. They'll disappear the moment they stop being profitable.

Just wait until we can get designer babies on the scene too. Soon affluent, wannabe mothers will be able to have their genetically-perfect child without having to go through the hassle of pregnancy.

AKUUUUUUUUU!!!

Will the Super Friends be able to stop this fiendish plot before gaming is ruined? Tune in next time...or don't, I don't really care either way.

So MS considering always online connection to play games and Sony filed that patent for the PS4 that hints at the possibility of preventing used games from being playable without ponying up some cash first. Nintendo seems to be the least sketchy of the three but that doesn't matter since it looks like 3rd party…

Did someone say manatees, 'cause I think I heard someone say manatees...

Does anyone remember when it seemed like Pat Morita was the only Asian on film? He and James Hong were the go-to Asian guys in Hollywood for a long time.

The guy who does the voice for the lead male in Mulan is B.D. Wong who was the psychologist on L&O:SUV and does musical theater. He can sing, but since his singing voice is a little high, I guess Disney didn't like it and used Donny Osmond for the singing parts.

U.S. government using it's influence for the sake of business interests isn't anything new. Banana Republics were called that because U.S. fruit companies pretty much did what they wanted and controlled large socio-political sectors of countries all while being backed by the U.S. gov.

It's like that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry dates the nudist. Elaine pretty much summed it up with saying the female body is viewed as art, while the male body is utility (at best). Also the fact that there's little to no beauty found in the male form lends itself to comedy when attempts at sexiness are made due to…