Yup and when they find drug shipments they should sell them to the nearest junkies

Gold guns explode in your mouth not in your hands.

This is like something out of MAD Magazine in the '70s.

I think it would be difficult to stay out of their way if they batter down my door. Moreover, I suspect if I'm shot in the face I would be unlikely to be able to do anything but fall to the floor.

Plus, I imagine it would be more cost-effective for the present administration to merely 'drone' me out of existence from…

...dude, it is the other way around and has been for a while. Windows/Microsoft is aping OSX/Apple. Apple has started with the clean designs years ago and Microsoft is finally catching up with them with the Windows 8 interfaces. Look at Vista or Windows 7, it's a tacky mess compared to what Apple had at the time.

Always kind of fond of this one.

These remind me of one of my favourite artists from the last decade—Micah Wright. He did some wonderfully insightful (and sometimes scary) "remixed propaganda" posters for the Bush era. And apparently he's still up to it, bless his heart.

400,000$ apartment in the sky. A 15,000 $ motorcycle and that big ass XL truck. All the things I would actually buy had I really had 500,000$ (To throw away). I already live in Los Angeles so that part taken care of already.

Just logged in ... got the notification ...

So you took advantage a bug in the game, cheapened the reward system of earning on your own and find it boring. I'm shocked I say!

Perhaps they did the math and stole exactly $4999 worth of merchandise. Theft over $5000 is a significantly more serious crime in Ontario than theft under $5000, so maybe they're even smarter than we think.

I'm gonna use mine to call Merryweather hit squads on a entire game lobby of people, then sit back in my apartment and watch it all go down on the news.

That was obviously Evil Ash that said there is no AoDII.

"This f*ckin guy, am I right?"

I am so sorry

You Maniacs! You booted it up!