If this were a "detect sluts" spell Kotaku would be having an absolute shitfit right now, during which I'm sure I'd see the word "shaming" an absurd number of times.

MASTERPIECE SOUNDWAVE. He comes with five cassettes. His box is crumpled but that's okay — this is getting opened.

What? this guy looks more like Lawrence Fishburne

I don't see that at all....

I want it set in Australia.

and those games were inspired by Mad Max, so you got that backwards.

Looks like Mad Max. And those games look like Mad Max.

To be honest, the name "PlayStation" is cheesy as hell. We just got used to it.

Funny Im the exact opposite with it!

As a PS3 owner, no big deal.

Computers have existed for a while. I think the wonderment has worn off; not for you, though.

you.

All countries are strange

Wow.

The Kardashians.

A Middle Eastern developer? I'll have to read this because right now I need more allah-boration.

Talk about RIP-OFF!

Quick! Someone get a reaction from Ellen Page on twitter.

really?

Thus spake the thirteen year old!

Consoles are, by their very nature, mandatory hardware requirements.

"For just 10 cents a day, you can change a little bastard's life."