I remember having to use rotary phones. Waiting for that zero to cycle back around….What a pain in the ass. If your telephone number had more than one 0, fuck you I'm never calling you.

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Someone already posted the punchline. Thanks anyway.

The level of self entitlement among some Kotaku readers is absolutely staggering.

got one of these yesterday at work. Its so small!

I'm sure. Anyway, I actually bothered to look at that pic. yeah i didn't notice the guy balancing on one leg like that. Haha….obviously a composite. Funny though.

get a dog.

Do they live together? If not, game on. Pretend he doesn't exist.

"Insane"? Saving lives is insane now. Ok.

Have you ever even used PS?

Still whining about it?

I love the fact that so many of you are socially inept.

2 different colored eyes. Like Bowie.

how on Earth were you able to do without for 3 whole months?

its not that the runways are too short, its just that the nose won't lift up. Ive been bitching about this for weeks.

no, wrong. What are you playing it on?

Woody Allen = Pedo. And personally i think his movies are shit.

with pedophiles? good.

There ya go, good little zombie clone. You serve your corporate media masters well.