So glad i didn't preorder. I can wait.

toast is complete at the first sign of appearing to burn.

the KFPCS(SU)?

shut up was not part of the job title.

how 'bout no one cares?

Who are you, the effing political correctness sheriff? Shut up.

Instead of posting a barely-relevant gif, or trying to one-up you with a boring-ass video, I'm just going to say that is very cool.

I wonder if they are only 50% muscle tissue like Mc Nugglets?.

White trash? Should they have used Black Trash or Asian Trash?

It can read two discs at once.

I used to operate one of those.

Yes, its called Stars in Your Eyes. 8 Laps. No one ever finishes.

isn't it called "The Wash"?

"I still jerk off manually"

Also this was in DM a week ago.

Yeah so give them the exposure they want. Why don't you show pictures of their dead victims?

Hot Dogs are made of beef.

can't buy one so don't care.

Sexy.

Yeah i saw one of those the other day, I want one!