Always interesting to see what the Altmadinejad-Right is thinking.

In this carol John McCain is the ghost of corruption past.

I would be awarded the victory if only because I got tangled in the ropes.

What does he mean by WAS used?

It’s days like this I think I could have truly been a fearful heavyweight boxer.

13 people who just wanted to be left alone for a couple of hours?

Surely they could work out a three team plunking where the Nationals plunk Ureña and then the Braves plunk Harper at some later point in the season.

A Jim that Trump would enjoy hanging out with that nobody wants to find?

The NFL will allow players to have whatever name they want and pronounced however they want, as long as it isn’t Neil.

I went to run across the back yard in pitch darkness. An instant before it hit me I realised there was a rope strung across in the middle of the yard and I literally clotheslined myself. Once I got off the ground I had a bleeding stripe across my forehead.

That final story is obviously a lie as the term used is not ex-husband.

Move pitch, get out the way.

So great balls of fire isn’t the only thing he has in common with Jerry Lee Lewis.

Like most passes sent his way, Benjamin should just drop this feud.

Want to stop your kids playing too much Fortnite?

When the Vikings say that nobody is better than Incognito, they actually mean they would rather have a 52 man roster than take him.

“I banged that shot like Kokkinakis banged your girlfriend”.

I mean, sure, he can do all that but can he also ruin Andrew Luck?

*Watches a John Isner Rally*

Terrell Owens should feel insulted but he also deserves to be insulted so it all evens out in the end.