After defeat Belgian waffles.

I am quite partial to:

It involves throwing tea into a harbor.

A Volvo is the perfect car for somebody who thinks they like cars but don’t actually like cars.

It’s really embarrassing when your boner pops up in the air for everybody to see.

A final with a skilled and interesting Brazilian team plus Neymar rolling around against a Russian team that won’t stop running because they are pumped to the gills with steroids sounds like a fantastically entertaining final.

Kuechly was so happy he was brought to tears and is now out for 4 weeks with concussion-like symptoms.

I mean, he is in my Fantasy Team so I want him to score a lot of goals but I also want him to play badly and lose because he does this sort of thing.

From here I predict that Schmeichel Jr. will become an even better keeper than his father was and, once he has retired, become a beloved ambassador for the game.

Moving to the Western Conference seems like a poor choice for LeBron.

Because Drew is so certain that LeBron is going to LA, I’m not going to bother to vote for him to go to LA on Tuesday.

Because they acted like complete and utter no-hopers but were actually quite good?

Even when LeBron isn’t playing for a team he is a terrible GM for them.

The left side of the draw is loaded with reputation but only France and Brazil have actually been playing decently. Uruguay came first in an awful group. Portugal nearly got knocked out by Iran. Argentina needed Croatia to do them a huge favor. Mexico is Mexico.

So Serena gets tested a lot because she wins tournaments? That should mean Venus and Sloane Stephens are the only other US tennis players that ever get tested.

Well, I would like to apologize to anyone who read down this rabbit hole of misplaced outrage.

My second thought was disappointment as I thought better of Dayton Moore.

My first thought was how his redemption tour is offensive and distasteful.

It is fascinating because this Heimlich maneuver makes me want to choke.

I had no idea Royce White was Janoris Jenkins’ brother.