By this logic James Harden is not a sportsman.

Don’t worry, we can’t all be cunning linguists.

And Federer has been munching grass for decades.

Looking at the relative records, Saah was actually kind of a disappointment.

Did not know it was about him, but if I had been told I probably would have remembered it as being about Dean Martin.

Yes I do, I have failed.

Wow, I need to brush up on my out of date pop culture references.

In countries that don’t have baseball as a major sport the answer is either Babe Ruth just because or Joe DiMaggio because of Don McLean.

I have a plan I’ve dubbed “The Procedure”.

Like the Patriots in the last Superbowl, there is simply no defense here.

That is true (obviously). The people who wish to curtail access to weapons are not the reason that middle america feels under attack though. It is stagnant wages and the death of industry.

These people should have a siege mentality and should be afraid that somebody is out to get them.

I don’t think it is easy but I do think that the players he has around him suit his skillset well for a playoff run.

Well, yes, build a superteam with 4 All Stars is preferable but quite difficult to do.

Feel free to use facts and logic to show I am wrong...

Sure Ichiro can catch, but can he roll over or heel?

It would have been much more appropriate for Duke staff to listen to the dulcet tones of Lil Scrappy.

“Davis, you set a screen for Rondo and roll to the hoop. Draymond, go slap LeBron in the nuts and lose your team the title”

How much lead could a woodchuck chuck?

I once inadvertently made eye contact with a homeless man who was urinating on the escalator while heading into a Paris metro station. NOT A GREAT EXPERIENCE.