Those apples were free fallin’.

Yeah but the money Jordi Pujol stole is nothing compared to the money Albert Pujols is stealing from the Angels.

If your constitution specifically prohibits a non-binding referendum on independence then your country has a bad constitution.

It leads to open outside shots and Steph Curry hitting threes at a rate greater than 67%?

He looks like a Rosé between two thorns.

Some men just want to watch the world burn, in a Patriots jersey.

Is that really Germane to the discussion at hand?

I have no issues with these fans burning their jerseys as long as they are wearing them at the time.

This really is a terrible display of trying to turn a Black Lives Matter protest into an All Lives Matter celebration of corporate uniformity.

He’s just making sure LeBron won’t end up with more rings than he does.

His no good list has Tommie Smith, John Carlos, “Mohammad” Ali and Barack Obama but oddly enough not Bill Cosby.

All I want for Christmas is a Dallas Cowboys pre-anthem-kneeling kneepad with BETTERNESS TOGETHER inscribed on the front.

It’s a tough call since kneeling could get you a fastball to the ribs, its even tougher knowing that it could be from one of your teammates.

His legs are just tired from chasing the popularity bandwagon about.

Should have been you horse lady.

Is Temple a Catholic school? That play was definitely not orthodox.

In my heart Pluto will always be a planet. Mercury is correctly ranked though.

Reporter: What do you think about the child of a Real Estate Baron becoming President?

Where was the 15 yard penalty for unnecessary celebration of career milestone?

I love idiots on the field, preferably drunk enough to remove all their clothes first. I sit through enough ads anyway, show me what they get up to and then give them a hefty fine.