Patrick Corbin is a grand wizard on the mound.

Your honor, I plead the fifth Reich.

Premier League owners beg government to save them from having to select English players.

Coworkers, I don’t have the power to fire them but that won’t stop me trying to anyway.

I have two coworkers who believe Harden is MVP - should I fire them?

If you don’t lay the ball up, grab the rim and insist to all your friends that you can dunk, it’s not a dunk.

All I know is that the current model where various governments intervene to provide parity between the different groups fighting, thereby prolonging the conflict, is the worst option.

The name says it all, to them you are like a piece of paper or a computer monitor. The only difference from their point of view is that the computer monitor is easier to replace if it causes any problems and can’t file a grievance. HR’s only purpose is to make it as difficult as possible for someone to file a…

The worst kind of Rice is the one that punches you in the face in an elevator.

“That makes him the first player in NBA history to notch a triple-double and not miss a shot.” 

Cold places are happy places because global warming is slowly making their lives better.

I think he has Michael Jackson disease. The first symptom is skin whitening, the second symptom is molesting children.

My favorite episode of Married at First Sight.

Any explanation for the previous 15 years?

The term you are looking for is Constitutional Monarchy with devolved administration.

In Napoli beside the sea

It is a summary of the perceived western stereotypes of Russia.

This works under the assumption that your classmate is actually a slacker and a failure rather than someone who is poor, has to work full time on top of studying, is actually putting in more effort then you and would outperform you if he had the same opportunities in life that you started with.

Unfortunately admitting to being Socialists won’t work because, as George Burnered Shaw and the 200+ who starred his comment have so ably demonstrated, most people don’t even know what Socialism is and are only passing on the ignorance that was handed to them by people who don’t like Communism.

What I like most about Mel is that he brings people together, sure those people are racists, drunks and rapists but, like our president, you have to grade Mel on a curve.