Given the artist, I assume that song will make great background music.

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

When I feel myself it usually ends with a dream shake.

A man with no sense of reservation.

TL;DR

“Hansen could pursue an NHL team”

Vote, vote as much as you can.

Glitter, glisten, gloss, floss
I kick a ball further than Randy Moss

Steven would have made that kick.

Not to be confused with the Saints’ defense where two safeties give up on every play.

Great to see Madonna’s favorite religion doing so well.

I’d love to see him turn a double page.

I always thought Roger was a nervous child, a little bit ginger.

On the insult scale, how does goofus compare to gickhead, gork or gouchebag?

The modern NBA has too many glory boys and too much dribbling.

My preferred 4 minute workout is to run for half a mile and then run back. It was a much more impressive workout before 1954.

“Have you seen what’s happened to Aleppo... please tell me what has happened to Aleppo because I have no idea”

Didn’t work for the Chiefs, won’t work for the Browns.

It is inevitable that this will be another year where Arsenal is left with nothing but Ludoregrets.

Is there any word as to whether Fred Ford and Paul Reiche will be involved in this version?