“I told my team to play with the heart of a Lion, unfortunately Lions hunt Zebras.”

Never play hardball in a softball tournament.

Is there any situation other than a sporting event where Person A attempts to give an item to Person B but Person C can run in and steal the item with no apparent repercussions?

Fun fact: No one cares what I think.

He plays basketball like I make love... to myself... with my hands in my pockets.

A businessman, who had his business empire collapse and had just been declared bankrupt, flying first class across the Pacific Ocean in order to get more customers for his next plan to defraud investors and live the high life until it inevitably unraveled.

I had some neighbors that were very early starters and insisted on starting every morning by serenading each other despite both being terrible singers.

If player 1 can get a cigar dead center of the table he wins.

Does this tie into why teams need a new arena so frequently?

McDonald is Scottish you racist bastard.

The Aliens killed most of us.

On the bright side, he now has a full hand’s worth of Super Bowl ring.

He seems a lot more like an HSBC kind of guy.

Story only slightly related to the final video:

Water pressure is horrifying.

This sort of behaviour is Infanteile.

As I have an iphone 4s I am doing a technical limitations vault. My first vault got to 40 people and now my phone does not have enough RAM to load it.

Obsolete... walking... You are such a negative asshole... you again.

I had got Jericho from a lunchbox he lasted 12 hours fine with his default gear and without any stimpaks or radaways, he levels up faster than his health drops.

“Well, I’ve knocked many a phone off the hook in the bedroom...”