If Rome and Atlantis had a baby it would be called Valyria.

The addition of gate is a public service that helps you identify journalists who are not very good.

The only weakness in the bridge was that it fell down.

Can’t they just give him a gun and shoot him in self defense?

The Last King of Grantland

Either way it is a Dracone-ian punishment.

It was almost high, it was almost late, it was almost a shoulder charge and Plisson landed on his head. It was a perfect tackle but at full speed it looked like something must have been illegal.

You only need 2 midgets, one to watch and one for the lion to choke to death on.

The problem isn't with the analytic techniques it is with their application.

I have been conditioned to eat my fries first because there always seems to be some asshole about who starts eating other people's fries.

Know who is important

Grabbing his junk: Distasteful.

But in this case Favre was still talking about himself.

Looks like this debate is going the distance.

So, which team scored?

Another criminal mastermind thwarted by the GiMP squad.

Goodell needs to be given the power to shoot unarmed black players immediately.

There once was a man from Nantucket

Shaq has never been a fan of Christmas trees or decorations. His spirituality closely matches that of the ancient Druids and he would prefer to cut to a post up.

Jesus of Serbia