I found the official explanation of this incident hard to swallow.

Surely he would make a better assistant for Mike Singletary.

The only way to handle this is to apologize and shake on it.

Tebow, Obama and Jesus were driving in a snowstorm and had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

So pedestrians can have a six pack of beer but a lone driver could bring nine cases?

Quarterbacks need poise, not pause.

The computer is only as evil as what you put in it. How do you think we got Skynet?

I love the nipple tassels.

I thought this was guerrilla marketing for rediskin condoms.

That's what my grandfather looks like when he can't find his false teeth.

That’s like the worst thing you can do to a man as another man

I think we can all agree that headbands are dangerous.

Wasn't it Romanowski who started the trend of spitting into other players' mouths?

I'm just glad we avoided getting Last Night's Winner: The Glue Factory.

@Roto_Tudor: It's not pink, it's just European orange.

'You are cancerous to you team and our league'

Needs more endzone action.

It seems the pit crew confused stop, drop and roll with stand there and wave your arms.

I thought the testicle switch was called the Vietnamese Bowtie.

Mark Messier teleporting into the helicopter was more impressive.