I wish I lived in Easterbrook's society where sending 1 or 2 cock shots to a co-worker doesn't count as harassment.

That's how their first play against the Jets was meant to go.

Kung Fu beats Capoeira any day.

Better than the circle jerk when the Yankees win.

In the Serbian fans defense:

Playing "I Believe I Can Fly" only works along with the threat of R. Kelly urinating on you.

How can anyone claim Favre has blond forearm hair when everyone knows his hair is gray everywhere?

@IronMikeGallego: Maybe he could also get a couple of oversized airbags.

Jonathan Sánchez is on track for a Game Score of 99. Don't miss this historic moment.

Can anyone tell me the proper usage of pooch as a sexual term?

Now we know why Peter King can still talk with Favre's dick in his mouth.

Gray haired cock shots is not what we need.

I got this wicked paper cut at work today, it didn't bleed but it TOTALLY COULD HAVE.

This looks like a bad remake of 12 Monkeys.

Get him to urinate in his pants to show us how crazy and hilarious he is.

Almost as bad as when Willie Colon had a perforated johnson.