Hey John,

As an In-N-Out employee, I regret to inform you that you goofed a bit on our secret menu. That's okay, it seems that few people can quite wrap their heads around the specifics of our secret menu. I’m here to help.

Where the hell is the 13B???

I have an SW21 MR2 with a 5S-FE and I'm not fond of it...it's gutless, leaks a bit of oil, the valve stems are bad so it smokes on startup, and there will be a 3S-GTE in its place by the end of the year.

Actually, it is incredibly difficult (and expensive) to get a good finish on bare carbon fiber (or fiberglass, or kevlar, for that matter,) especially while dealing with clear coat and the resin used with the carbon fiber. It requires lots and lots of polishing, coating, polishing, coating, so on. I'm sure you've seen…

AutoCorrect, you had one job.

AutoCorrect, you had one job.

The Mazda RX-7 did that with just 1.3 liters.

Or, we could be like the Germans and have the Autobahn.

This is where the Evos go as they get messily devoured.

A supercharged V8.

Actually, no. the foot-pound and pound-foot are inherently different units, despite people using them interchangeably. The foot-pound is used to express a given amount of mass moved a certain distance. So, 5 foot-pounds could mean either 5 pounds moved one foot, or one pound moved five feet. The pound-foot, on the…

Houston, you have a problem.

These have all been said already, but I'm restating because I agree with them.

This.

I have a '91 N/A MR2. It has no power, but I love the way it handles. Gotta love mid-engine handling. The tires are also pretty skinny so it's easy to break it loose when you want to. Oh, it also has retractable headlights and T-tops which you never see anymore. It's from a time when Toyota made fun, interesting cars…

This guy.

He's lucky the Camaro didn't brake very hard when he landed on it. Otherwise, he could have slid off the front of the car, onto the road, and possibly gotten ran over.

Objection.

The Nissan Skyline! It went from a legendary AWD Japanese sports car to a simple, boring, V6 coupe, known in the US as the Infiniti G35. It is called the Skyline everywhere else.