GTA's world is satire but the story is definitely not.

They should make a high school rom com where Jason Statham can't get a date for the prom until some popular cheerleader girl loses a bet and takes him as a date, but then he gets a makeover, and the popular girl sees how rad his bod is and discovers his inner beauty, and they give each other promise rings. Oh and he…

You are so fucking picky I would never want to hang out with you ever. Literally - you are no fun and no one likes you. It looks a LITTLE like him. You have to admit that much fucking Buzz Killington.

It's pretty close considering there's absolutely no modding here, just in-game options.

Their GTA article from yesterday is my favorite.

That sounded, oddly enough, not a very satirical to me.

Let's not bring logic into this, okay?

But god forbid we track people who own/use ACTUAL firearms.

The amount of sympathy (and justification?) you're showing for Walter is bizarre and, frankly, a little unsettling.

Either you're a troll or you're Todd.

Buh bye, bitch!

I don't even OWN an etc.!

Yeah. I'm going to blow your guys' minds even more. Check this out!!!

That phone call at the end was brilliant. I was sitting there thinking...why is he doing that, why would he be talking to her like......oh wow....he just saved her, even after what had happened earlier.

These last few episodes are some of the best episodes in Breaking Bad or fuck it, television history.

Anyone wanna bet on Badger and Skinny Pete pulling a commando raid to save Jesse?

The box in our reviews is there for people who want a quick take on the game, as you noted. I don't hate review scores quite as much as Jason does, but I am happy to have the discussions under Kotaku reviews be largely free of arguments about what number a game deserves.

Ha, yeah I remember. This was my very dry joke about that.

I actually really like the podcast a lot. Keep it up. You have a avid listener right here.

I think these articles would be better in a text based script format rather than actually recording a podcast.

Did you actually read his comment?