Maybe, just maybe, those 7 men were the most qualified for the job?

The game is shit, no arguing with that. But you know when you take a rather large shit and become particularly fond of the smell? That's what this game is like. or something.

I understand the concerns of body image issues and whatnot, but being concerned about getting overweight at a young age is not inherently a bad thing.

looks like we got ourselves a smarty pants.

I'm seeing a common thing between these reviews/impressions:

hear that guys? one thousand whole subjects.

hacking =/= DDoS

mega jug pepsi, sounds fucking delicious, and if I happen to get diabetes from it, I'm covered. Fuck yeah america.

What baffles me is how some people are giving this game a free pass to be shit. I like duke as much as the next guy, but "it was supposed to be shit" is not going to hold up for a $60 game.

guess the doc said he still has a few years left

Which world would that be? It certainly isn't this one.

I love how in the comments below it's perfectly fine to call weiner ugly and whatnot, but if i dare say anything negative about a women's appearance on this site i get warned and/or banned as if i'm trying to single-handedly push back the women's rights movement or something.

Cool title, I'm sure the gawker higher ups just love it.

Fair enough. I live my life in fear that any woman i try to have a relationship with will either cheat on me, take all my money, rope me into child support, or falsely accuse me of rape.

I'm sorry, but that's fucking brilliant.

I wouldn't exactly call her a genius either.

you have to admit though, it was a convenient excuse.

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