FoolTheWorld
FoolTheWorld
FoolTheWorld

If the longhouse is a-Ragnarokin', DO come a-knockin'.

Oh my gosh they look so excited! I want to be a seal!

Out of the married friends I know, a pretty good number of them are couples where the wife is the breadwinner with higher if not PhD level education, and in at least one the husband has opted to be a stay-at-home dad. I think it's awesome, though I personally am not in that situation, and am very thankful for my

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An interesting side effect of the weather this year is that I now truly understand the line from this sketch: “I’m 40 years old. That’s 40 winters, my friend, and I survived ‘em.”

I think she did for the last movie....

That's why I have that snow suit with the crotch window.

I have a weird thing with most types of white noise in that consistent humming noises make me feel insane, so I have specific types of music I'll listen to. Or I got this white noise app that I use that has stuff like I do like (and some I don't, but you kind of create your own).

Yeah, I have chronic insomnia and the sound of snoring grates against my last nerve (I'm not exactly a light sleeper, it's just a sound that already drives me crazy so if I'm still awake I _can't_ sleep at that point). Which is why I have a standing rule that if I'm asleep anywhere near anybody else and I'm snoring I

Still chuckling at "symphony of freight trains"...

Something's missing... I just can't put my finger on what it could possibly....

The Prince Harry doll is only $149!

I think that's Christian Bale's hair piece from "American Hustle".

I am super lucky - they're absolute peaches! Everyone thinks they're biological bros, but the little one is 2 years younger than the biggun!
I could talk for hours about orange boys (and girls!) and why I love them - supposedly, they are the most in tune with humans ;)

Look, I will just break down what we're thinking and pretending we're not here:

LLBean's warranty and partnership with the Weather Channel make almost all of their foul weather gear the best on the market, in my opinion.

I call shenanigans. Neither of these women look a thing like me!

Yeah, Rihanna? Well I once got a free sample of a new kind of panty liner in my mailbox and I was like "I am totally going to Tweet about this" and I did and everyone was like "whoa you are so lucky" and I was like "totally". So there.