The Long Goodbye, man. Dreamboat.
FoolTheWorld
FoolTheWorld
Someone brought chicken biscuits to the office for breakfast this morning and it was marvelous. Then, two hours later, when I walked past the box and saw there were still like six left and couldn't resist taking another one and it wasn't even really all that delicious anymore because it was room-temperature but I ate…
Simon, honey, you're awesome, and your suit is awesome, and your shades are awesome, and way to work the pale, but those shoes...
Leaks are boring. But you know what aren't? LEEKS. So good.
Being dependent on men to support yourself and make your career possible isn't feminist, actually. It's not something I'd be as judgemental about as this article was, but don't kid yourself. Feminism is the fight to be treated as equals, not the right to get fully funded for being a special snowflake.
Thank you Jezebel for sharing the story I wrote on this amazing couple. Aren't they adorable?
-Demetria Irwin
My friend Shannon married her wife Liberty on Friday on the steps of the Supreme Court, along with 24 other couple from the state of Ohio alone. They are a wonderful couple, so full of love and joy and happiness. This wedding, more than any other of the weddings I've been privy to, filled me with such joy and hope. …
My weird internet crush:
You mean the Fittest Man in Congress, according to Men's Health? Appearing with his shirt open and his abs on full view? Interesting.
I don't care if it makes me a bad person. I LOVE THIS SHIT, It's basically my favorite thing that can happen in the news, outside of actual progressive legislative victories.
The rumors on the Hill are that it's Aaron Schock.
*It's a LOVELY gift idea ... for an 8 year old (a basket of candy, that is).
Don't buy gifts off the registry. There's a reason people have them. If you don't want to get a registry item, give nothing or cash. Any gift can be made "personal" by including a really nice handwritten note, or something additional and inexpensive like a Christmas ornament or a picture frame.
Honestly, I received…
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought the gift sounded shitty. I mean, I would have eaten it and all and written a very nice thank you note. But I also would have been secretly slightly annoyed. It's possible I'm a terrible person.
So obviously those gals are utter twats. But I want to use the cloak of Internet anonymity to dish: what was the worst wedding gift you've ever received, and how did you spin the thank you note?
Weddings are to make money for your future.
I have an insatiable sweet tooth, yet I am also addicted to bagels. My solution is bagel first, then donut for breakfast dessert!