You’re grey?

I had 2 thoughts watching this episode last night:

For a brief, joyous moment I thought the video was about Melania Trump flipping a pancake.

Same. I really like her. I think she’s at that point of life where you realize all your friends really suck and you have outgrown them.

She is, hands down, the only person on that show not taking crazy pills. I hope she’s gone but, like, as an act of mercy. No one deserves to have to be the *one* sane cast member all the time.

Theory: LaLa is dating a married Grizzly Bear who definitely fills out the magnums she keeps on stock and that James definitely couldn’t fill.

#WheresPiratePeter?

This is my favorite sketch comedy show! So glad it’s back. Because I take sketch comedy very seriously.

Crocs for gardening are OK if you promise to never, ever, ever wear them outside of that context.

I have not had sex in months and I do not wear crocks.

not with that attitude

Man, that show was horrible and she was so terrible in it and it should never ever be rebooted or come back in any way, but that was a truly excellent burn. Well played, Catherine. Well played.

Or! And I’m just spit-balling here, she’s actually doing herself a big favor playing into the “I don’t know a damn thing, okay?” version of events.

Is Holt allowed to fact check but it’s frowned upon, or he’s outright forbidden?

Fuck that noise!

Sadly, Hillary can’t “win” the debate...not in any meaningful sense. Mark Twain explained her problem best: “Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.”

Ugh! I should have saved the huge stack of vintage Playgirls I found after my homophobic uncle died. I was too dazzled by glee.

How terribly sad to not have *anyone* miss you. Not a friend or sibling or co-worker. Not even your own mother who thought you moved out and then didn’t worry that you never ever called.