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Oh lovely, this is the first I’ve read about Chris Brown fans blaming the woman who called police. They would, wouldn’t they?

No no, often the laws are named after the victim and not the perpetrator. People will misunderstand the name. So it needs to be called something like ‘Never Forget Brock Turner Is An Unapologetic Rapist And Got Away With A Slap On The Wrist Law’

Here’s a grand idea: name it Brock’s Law. Make sure his name is directly associated with this law so it’s never forgotten what he did and got away with.

This is kinda me being a pedant but I do think it’s actually an important point.

Yes! I’m not even sure who their Second Honeymoon Video is supposed to be for (us? them? the kids (ohgodno)), but it definitely creeped me out.

Especially that “This...is what you wanted...to see. Breasts” segment....

I loooovvve Briana. I would be so proud of her if she was my daughter. I know Vicki can be awful, but she had to do something right as a mom for Briana to turn out so well. Briana should totally get bumped up to full time, that is pure genius!

Totally with you on Donn. It took me a while, but a couple of seasons in, I finally saw it.

I’ll see your Jimmy and raise you “the husband of the redhead on RHoDallas.” Like, skipped a major plot event to go play golf, straight up walked out of a “let’s have this discussion on camera!”, brought up divorce, kind of “less into it.” Jimmy ain’t feelin’ it, but at least when he’s on camera, he’s on camera.

I wouldn’t doubt her husband has a screw lose, he married Kelly. But if I could only pick one person that has the diagnosed personality disorder, it’s her.

You just reminded me to set my DVR for tonite!

Counterpoint: Get rid of both of them.

Really uninterested in Brianna’s kids. Bring them back when they’ve become the typical RHOC obnoxious, entitled teenagers, like on the first few seasons.

All Housewives are somewhere on the crazy scale from “charmingly wacky” to “legit might stab you in your sleep” but Kelly Dodd may even be surpassing Kelly Bensimon (whoa, wait...both Kellys) on the seemingly legitimate mental illness scale. It’s actually kind of sad to watch.

Maybe no more Kelly’s on any Real Housewives, ever?

I actually used to, but I don’t know what has happened to him lately. Thyroid issues? Stockholm Syndrome? Stress drinking?

But don’t worry she’s COLLEGE EDUCATED.

Nope. No forgiving that garbage person Vicky. She was great for 9 seasons and then went from reality horrible to real life horrible and she can’t uncross that line.

i am loading this into the cross stitch generator and putting this on a pillow or framed in the entryway to my house

Seems to me the guy has too many teeth, too. Just saying.......

All I know is, I’m feeling some pretty extreme jealousy right now toward whomever was at the end of that fist.