I am an old and... I feel awful for being all up in this shit. I think I’m missing ‘Dynasty’ more than I realized.

I am so glad I am too old to know what the fuck is going on anymore.

Rachael Ray, none of this is your fault, but you should hide.

Kasich’s signature on the tweets makes it look like a Bible verse. But then again, he can’t sign off with his initials or nobody would take him seriously.

The Rhoden family would like to thank everyone for all of the outpouring of prayers and support for their family... They asked that you continue to keep them in your prayers. They want to thank all of law enforcement from Pike County and surrounding counties for their immediate response - especially sheriff Charlie…

Ohio Gov. John Kasich responded to the case on Twitter

In that neck of the woods, he could be all three.

Luann de Lesseps emailed her wedding invites.

If only the entire family had been armed with guns while they slept, this could have been prevented.

Ten to one, it was the young mother’s ex.

A small town? A series of inexplicable murders?

This seems like some Hatfield and McCoy type of thing. It’s just heartbreaking. A mother next to her 4 day old baby. Fuck.

I hate the Red Hot Chili Peppers with the heat of a thousand habaneros.

Maybe she saw an opportunity for even more self-promotion.

Maybe she doesn’t care that he kicked her off the stage. Maybe she just cares that she got to meet him.

I understand her intent, but trying to convince people she wasn’t being abused by saying she would “never let [herself] be a victim,” is some serious victim-blaming BULLSHIT.

I kind of feel like Amber Marchese is full of shit. I think she’s pretending we didn’t watch her husband swing out like all the time on TV last year or whatever.

but Bruno Mars is wearing this outfit this.very.second

Holy Fuck - if Cruz thinks *TRUMP* is the “PC Police”
he’s like running to the right of like, hitler.