I liked it. You guys just love complaining and agreeing with each other.

No grudges here. I understand not hanging it in the hallway with the other pictures now that I’m older. Politics don’t belong in middle school, and I didn’t realize at the time that this was political. I just saw a woman wronged by powerful men, who happened to be African-American, and thought she’d be a better…

My 7th grade history Black History Month project was a drawing of Anita Hill. The assignment was a picture of a famous African-American person, and I was really into the news back then, too. I knew when the teacher got to mine, because she smirked and ran to another teacher to show her. It was not hung in the hall…

As big a HW junkie as I am, even I couldn’t stomach the Teresa Checks In specials. She was in prison for a good reason. Oh, pooooor Teresa, away from her kids for less time than the average military deployment. Cry me a damn river.

My town has one of these, but the flyers stated eating the donuts was optional

Or maybe some of us ladies can see through Hillary’s naked ambition and prefer the guy who really does seem to care about all of us?

Old people always love this kind of guy. He’s the kind who would have kissed my parents’ assses, and then my parents would have turned around to me and demanded I be nice to him.

Even as someone who will watch Real Housewives of ANYWHERE, I couldn’t stomach RHONJ until she left. She was just the worst, and everyone hated her, so why was she even there?

I absolutely love that the candidate who comes closest to the ideals of Christianity is a (non-practicing?) Jew.

Didn’t Huckabee order some of Duggar’s criminal files destroyed while governor of Arkansas?

Shit, dude. Really? Where do you live?! Good on you for keeping it concealed, I suppose. I’d still rather people not, but as long as they have gone through the proper channels to get proper permits, it’s your right as a law-abiding citizen. Open carry is just so in-your-face. It’s threatening, and the people who do it…

Actually, I have no problem with my (responsible) neighbors keeping a reasonable number of guns in their homes. It’s when they strap them to their hips to go to the grocery store (or bring them into the clinic where I work that serves small children) that I have a problem with it.

When the siren goes off, the intruders know the police are on the way. Unless they’re here to hurt me specifically (and there’s almost no chance of that in the grand scheme of life), my house is not worth the trouble to them. As far as I know, no one has ever tried to enter my home. Whether the security system sign in…

I could probably get away with doing those things in my neighborhood, too. I wouldn’t risk it in town, though. We did that growing up, though.

I’m not fearful of intruders, either, but to be on the safe side, I invested in a home security system. I sleep very well at night, and there’s zero chance of shooting family members or pets accidentally. And as for the whole home intruder scenario: how many people have these assholes offended that they’re as worried…

Wut? I live in fear of the armed “patriots” in my Southern community. Why don’t they understand this?

Good for them, but as for me: I have enough problems keeping my mom in her damn place with respect to my child without her having the claim of having carried her for nine months and birthed her. Back off, grandma!

“One day we just came in and looked at each other and said, ‘You know, no more bearded guys in the kitchen with f—-ing pigs running through the living room,’ ” Discovery head David Zaslav, the highest-paid chief executive in the United States, said one recent afternoon in his eighth-floor office in Manhattan.

I look forward to the Coachella twats running that headband jewelry thing from portrait #2 into the ground this summer (and the Hangout twats catching on next year, and not letting the trend die for five years after that, ala the flower crown).

Thank you. Who the fuck are they?!