Gonna be a rough Monday for Dad back at his law firm

I feel bad for this kid. Fuck Lucic and the Bruins.

That bro is like, "My dad paid $50,000 for this?!"

This is awesome. It will also 100% lead to a torn ACL and we'll never see it again.

there was a pretty funny moment where the fans around the stadium put on the flashlight on their cellphones. The entire stadium lit up

Thanks for the $13 birthday check, Grandma Roger.

Pretty dangerous in Detroit too - if you’re out, you better be home blyleven.

100 years of First Take to befall them

Dear Deadspin Staff: Please continue to frequently regale us with tales of woe from Chicago, the last surviving outpost of civilization in the Western Hemisphere. We here in the irradiated wastelands don’t have much to live for, apart from the occasional prairie dog hunt or picture of a cup with some pee in it.

ABC 7 Station Manager: You need to pee in this cup.

It's absolutely an unclassified screenshot. Take a look in the picture right behind the chin of the operator, and you can see "UNCLASSIFIED" in white text on a green sticker attached to the hardware. I wouldn't think any hardware marked as unclassified would ever be used for classified.

Yeah I agree, nobody is saying it is classified just a cool shot

If I were elected President the first thing I would do would be to order (or beg) to be shown the bowels of Area 51.

And this will be my last time on this page.

Can't be. We all know that this doesn't exist.

A former coworker was stationed at Nellis. He said they told him that if he is out flying and gets into trouble, if he can see the runway at Area 51 and knows he can make it down safely, the only option he is allowed to take is to eject. He said if you go into Area 51, your career in the Air Force is over.

Interplanet Janet?

Probably Boomers.

At least now we know why the Cubs chose the slogan “Let’s go.”

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