"..............." - My Girlfriend (Fan of Avenged)

"Some people like things I don't like, waaaah."

Nope.

I don't care what you say, this is my definition of Jalop.

And also don't be a reader of a website based in New York owned by a bigger company also based in New York?

Pretty sure that is a Bugatti.

Would you prefer the term "rural southeastern hill-dweller with a predilection for prescription pain pills"?

Ha I'm a millennial and I want a Fiesta ST.

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

No way. I watched that movie from start to finish, laughing hysterically the whole way through. One of the funniest things I've ever seen. The key is to try as hard as you possibly can to take it seriously. Of course, this is impossible to actually accomplish, but it will improve your overall viewing experience.…

THIS. IS. FLORIDA!!!!!!!!!!

so...how, exactly, do you think it would feel to be a model and find out that your peers consider your career "Fucking insulting" to women?

That's the saddest thing I've read all day.

Did either of the drivers happen to be this guy?

Beer hurts when it comes out of my nose.

Sheltering the deluded isn't doing them any favors.