though if you are administering CPR properly, you wouldn’t. You should be pushing in between the meaty stuff, directly against the sternum.

It’s exactly what Wonder Woman would do.

Good god when did the country get so stupid?

Sometimes, the best offers come on the morning of trial. The fact that a defendant is there, and feels confident enough to roll the dice with a jury can suggest to a DA that maybe what seemed like “proof beyond a reasonable doubt” might be more like “proof by a preponderance” or even just “some evidence.”

I think we know who the real killer is.....

Drowning seems like it would be a horrible way to go. What kind of person would do that to another?

I read that the defendent’s attorney stated before jury selection that they would not be picking him. Most lawyers are going to be pretty scared of a former Constitutional Law Professor gumming up the works, plus as you stated, it would be super distracting for everyone to have Obama there.

Serious answer, this is what happens most of the time with Cook County jury duty. They panel the jury but then the case settles. I have been call for jury duty in Cook County case a bunch of time but never been on a jury that went to trial.

CBS Chicago says he was picked for a panel that ultimately wasn’t needed.

Serious answer? His presence would be too disruptive to the parties; particularly with the Secret Service and all the looky loos.

It’s a pyramid opportunity.

How is Perez Hilton still a thing? I haven’t given this asshole a thought in ten years. Has anybody?

Sorry guys, I should have known this would bring out all the MRA types. They’re like bloodhounds for this shit.

Her behavior is no different from that of other women of her generation who became successful in Hollywood behind the scenes as well. They played along to get along and it’s now become a part of their pattern of behavior as well. They don’t even recognize that they no longer have to be one of the guys and can openly…

My first thought was white dress + bolognese is a disaster, but I’m guessing you need to beware because it’s not healthy? GTFO. Now all I want bolognese. It looks delicious.

“69% battery left”

I love the Ref, it’s one of my must-sees every Christmas. The ending is ridiculous and sappy, but the rest of it is taut awesomeness.

It’s not a perfect movie, but The Ref had its moments as a demented Christmas flick, with Glynis Johns as the mother/mother-in-law from Hell, Judy Davis’ drunk narration of a Saint Lucia fest, coupled with Christine Baranski as the snippy sis-in-law. Just try to forget that Kevin Spacey is in it.

You know, when I was a kid back in the early ‘80s and thought about what the year 2017 would be like it had a lot more flying cars and robot butlers and a lot fewer arguments about racist pizza and fans of a cartoon show screaming at minimum wage fast food workers because they ran out of sauce.

I look forward to the tell all about how the DNC fucks up next year’s midterms.