Return-free filing or GTFO

Jake Peralta : [Jake is undercover as an auctioneer at a Greek Antiquities auction] …

The Academy loves war and white people, hates black and Asian people, oh and women outside of acting.

What about the Tiger Electronics games??? Those should be in the top 5!

The ONLY thing I’ve EVER seen marked as “false” by Facebook was at Christmas-time. There was a satirical post about remembering the work of Sgt. Al Powell at Nakatomi Plaza on Christmas 1988. For those who don’t know, that’s from the movie Die Hard (see link below). Nothing else marked as fact-checked, just a dumb…

Milkshakes are much better at Smashburger.

“Odd” is a more forgiving word than I was going to use.

You could jump on the “Binky Fairy” bandwagon and leave them all out in a pile one night to be collected (with a special reward left as payment).

They make stuff you can put on their thumbs so the thumb tastes bad.

Sequels that were still good movies:
Back To The Future 2
Deadpool 2
Cannonball Run 2
even numbered Star Treks

He should pick Ivanka. DJT would be falling all over himself to say nice things about them.

• Batteries died.

Not everyone can afford their own Facebook profile; they’re very expensive.

Kim Kardashian screamed at Kanye West and fretted about losing all their money following his rant about slavery being a choice, his new lyrics reveal.

“The issue is not so much how the victim interpreted it or how he reacted to it, the issue is what the defendant specifically intended, and what is shown by the evidence. As the defense attorney pointed out, the victim, Mr. Smith, and the defendant and her husband seemed to be OK (early on),” [The Judge] said.

Maybe she feels like “I get nominated for awards all the time, let’s see if they’ll nominate me for this crap”. Just as like a goof.

You know how for some reason Grandma always yells at you at the holiday get togethers but this time your cousin did something really stupid and you’re like “Oh, thank God, for once I’m not the one who is going to get all the abuse”?  Anyway, there’s AOC and Tulsi...

Aimee, I love that you went for Snickers, Kit Kat and pop, but the Handi-Snacks I cannot abide.

George and Kelly Anne have some plan for a TV show or website or something. That’s the reason they’re still together even though they snipe at each other on social media and her boss calls George a loser.

Your chosen candidate lost the election in 2016, in an Electoral College landslide