Yeah, yeah, Holy Grail is great, but is there anything we can do to trick them into watching Life of Brian?

I want to warp to November so I can vote this incompetent asshole out of office.

I’m a boomer. I think Harley is getting what it deserves. 

It is literally Trumps fault because he slapped a bunch of tariffs around the world and they retaliated by hitting Harley with tariffs. 

The funny part about conservatives trying to be funny is that they keep trying.

The amount we get shouldn’t matter.

Re-read what I wrote. I didn’t call him dumb. I called him a dumb guy’s idea of a smart guy. You’re arguing against a point I didn’t make.

AV Club threatens readership with another year of unending, unwanted Kanye updates

but for the high speed part he told me that sometimes they need to “warm up the tires to make it ride smooth,” which I’m not so sure I buy.

How sanctimonious of you. So she deserves psychological abuse from the cops for doing something motorists do every day in this country.

Coin flip is still better odds that any given person of color gets from cops today. 

Ahahahahaaaha!!!

Great advice! That’s the equivalent of

I’m guessing you don’t have kids? haha.

Try leaving the adjectives out of your writing. It would make your writing more factual.

The fuck is wrong with you?

Oh shut the fuck up, cuntface.

Wow HamNo for someone who pretends to have a basic understanding of nutrition you’re really going to ignorantly shill for the dairy industry?

Plastic cutting boards... and not a single end-grain block.... who did you ask for their opinions, college dorm inhabitants? Everything minus the Boos edge-grain board is junk.

Plastic cutting boards... and not a single end-grain block.... who did you ask for their opinions, college dorm…

not to put too fine a point on it, but when the beauty pageant contestants and the comedians are the ones calling out the racist and inflammatory rhetoric of our president and not, oh I dunno, OTHER GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS, then there seems to be something deeply amiss with our country