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Oh no. Here's how being a religious, God-believing person works. You go and you pray to whatever form of God/representative of God you believe in. Then you go and you live your life in a way that speaks to that belief. Then you SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT.

Old Yeller?

My husband's rex rabbit was named Mr. Chewie Biteums. And he referred to him that way A LOT. I, on the other hand, started calling him Chewbert, because Chewie had to be short for something, right? Both my husband and the rabbit hated that. ;)

My cats' names are Jay Gatsby and Fitzwilliam Darcy, but they go by Gatsby and Fitz. To my mom, though, they're simply Brown and White.

I mean basically everybody changes their pet's name from what it was at the shelter so, you could just do that...?

Aware of that. I said it size should not be aspirational, not that it isn't treated that way. Being underweight also leads to a lot of denigration. And not all thin people are underweight, either. I'm perfectly healthy. I would say being thin is considered something to aspire to. It should not be.

Oh... oh no.

What? That name is awesome!

Not exactly shelter related but when I was a poor student who adopted a feral kitten from the neighborhood I would take him to a free shots clinic each year. One year we were sitting waiting and the nurse called out, "Megatron? We can now see Megatron." Half the place was stifling giggles as this girl walks up with

Should've named those 3 gray kittens Fuzzy, Wuzzy and Wuzz-a-Bear

When my cat Bittens was at the humane society, they named her Angel. it's like they didn't know her at all.

It looks like Colonel Snazzypants and the Good King Snugglewumps have, sadly, already been adopted

My local humane society had a cat up for adoption named Edgar Allen Purr. I WANTED HIM SO BAD.

You what other factor keeps women in abusive relationships? Financially instability. You know who abortion restrictions hurt the most? The poor. You are so 100% fucked if you are poor, and there is a whole political party that exists to punish you for it.

Yeah the Gap is definitely a very inconsistent place with sizing all over the board. Professional clothing for small women is a definite problem.

This is super fucking annoying being an actual tiny size (of course this doesn't compare to the issues faced by plus-sized shoppers and it is not meant to). They don't really exist in most places. I need an actual zero. Then you buy a double-zero that's still too big and people at the store go, "Wow double-zero! SO

Pushing together some tables doesn't seem like a big deal? If you have the tables open, does moving them around a bit really cause that many problems?

Guys, just so you know… flight attendant here. We do this too. Nonstop, just up and down the aisles. And there's lots of us. Don't be dicks.

Farts can be funny.