If my kid ever hit its mother

Oh, are news anchors royalty, now? Everything makes so much more sense...

Yes, but if there's a huge amount of public sentiment against him, he may abdicate in favor of the more-popular heir to the throne. See: Juan Carlos.

Without Rapunzel getting killed, we aren't going to get "Last Midnight" either.

not-catchy =/= bad

There are piles and piles of requests for work, any work, the hardest work.

This is my favorite use of this hashtag meme yet!

To be fair, sometimes there is a flushing-splash problem. It's not just the hoverers.

These prisoners are not being exploited. Work is a privilege to them.

Well, if I were looking for a safe, profitable, stable career, "professional horse trainer" is about the last one I'd pick. I say this as someone who has been riding for over 20 years. Some of these inmates might be better served by learning Perl or automotive repair.

Have you never been to Jersey?

It's different because it wasn't awarded by the school.

So.... if someone were to want to attach a crucifix to their mortarboard, that would be okay? Even though it also goes against the dress code?

Excellent point! Forget the dog-walking, what we really need are poo-picking-up drones!

What's wrong with "significant other"?

What about "husband dearest"?

The problem with this is that it creates a social norm that being a teen parent is not that uncommon, and is okay. This makes other teens view teen pregnancy more positively, which would make them less likely to avoid being in a similar situation. Not saying these teen parents should be shunned, but certainly not so…

Proof = vet records?

Must be nice to have such a luxurious lifestyle! Can I get the # of your driver? ;)

Like politics. Or i-banking.