Thank you thank you!!

Thanks for the grease stain removal tips!!!

I think the biggest issue (to me, at least) is that animated characters have wildly exaggerated facial expressions. I think that's why children like them so much. It's very easy to tell EXACTLY what they are thinking/feeling because their eyebrows hit their hairline when surprised, their eyes grow to the size of…

Print out the product description, put it in a box, and wrap it up like a grown-up. Honestly, people. In no case should a slightly-late present "ruin Christmas"! It's not like they're misdelivering babies!

You can wash down in a washing machine! Check the cleaning instructions on the tag. If you want to, take it to the dry cleaners and have them (WET) wash it for you. If you do it at home, make sure when you dry it that you put something like tennis balls in the dryer with it to fluff it up so the down doesn't get all…

For hard water stains, try vinegar first, and if that doesn't work, you can bust out some CLR. But I vastly prefer vinegar because of chemical issues.

I agree, but feel compelled to point out that ALL chaps are, by definition, "assless." They are for keeping your pants from chafing and getting threadbare during long hours in the saddle. (Leather holds up rubbing against the leather saddle, whereas the fabric of pants would not.)

Her eyes are kinda small?

This is so true! I don't think it's necessarily a skinny person thing, though, but rather a person-who-doesn't-consider-others thing. I am a very skinny person, and I get the seat spillover from other skinnies ALL THE TIME. Especially dudes. No, your dangly bits do NOT require you to spread your knees into the…

Define "mean." Critical? Objectifying? Demeaning? Condescending? Dehumanizing? Dismissing? Ignoring? Stereotyping?

For everyone saying, "Couldn't this just be a harmless picture of an actual monkey?" please note 1) hoop earrings, 2) nose ring, 3) heavy gold jewelry around neck, 4) gold tooth, 4) pronounced arm muscles.

Does his pet monkey have pierced ears and a gold tooth?

Thanks for the tip! :)

Then why does the monkey have a gold tooth?

"What? I'm not racist! You calling me a racist and seeing racist things in what I'm saying is racist!"

Owning up and saying, "I messed up, I am sorry" in such a public way? SUPER ROMANTIC! (I am not being sarcastic!)

Do you like the idea of people around you being sane and mentally healthy?

All the warm fuzzies!! <3 <3

Yeah, absolutely - the first thing you do when discussing readiness to make a life-long commitment is to bust out a tape measure to make sure the jewelry would fit. (??)

So you can see them from far away and/or to avoid claims of "copying" any actual websites, probably...?