For the truly needlephobic, wait a couple more years and there should be nasal-inhalation dental anesthetics. Although it's a pretty unnecessary expense- between topical benzocaine, manual soft tissue distraction, and slow septocaine bolus delivery (fancy words! I know things!) lots of nervous patients are sitting…

I am a pediatric dentist, and my entire profession is only possible because of this trick. Gate theory was my roommate's postdoctoral research. And moving targets is the rule, not the exception.

Carton of eggs, a loaf of bread, and a stick of butter!

"Ebola Hunt."

I wish I could have just given them a stern ethics talking-to with a lot of rolled up newspaper whacks and chest pokes— Because I mean, come on, nerds.

I wish I could have just given them a stern ethics talking-to with a lot of rolled up newspaper whacks and chest pokes— Because I mean, come on, nerds.

Yeah. How this question even got off the ground as a post sort of befuddles me... My neurons instantly screamed "PREQUELS! NEXT QUESTION!"

There must be a gif for this moment.

Oh! We forgot The Road. Not very desirable at all.

Turn over your tube of toothpaste and check inactive ingredients. If you see "polyethylene," you are scrubbing with microplastic flakes that go down the drain and run straight through water treatment to the ocean or Great Lakes. Basically, you're being a colossal polluter so your brush has some sparkles on it. The…

Had not heard of Threads. Damnit. Now I need to go watch Threads.

Also, the eponymous "Apocalypo." I love Mesoamerican history, but that transition was ROUGH. Would not want to have been there.

A common misconception would be that the "apocalypse"' would mean the end of the world. World's not going anywhere. It would be the end of people, just an anthropocene plastic hiccup in the fossil record.

Does anyone watch "Vikings" on History Channel? The English King sits in a roman hottub in Bath, fantasizing about the strange ancestors who could construct such wonders and how to unlock their secrets. History Channel remembering the topic of HISTORY? Try not to trip on your jaw.

Five, Seven, Five. "Janette Scott arose — To fight the killer Triffid — And lo, it was good."

My nightmare was that I'd be up on the beach, see the shark in the water... and then the beach would slowly start tipping a steeper incline, and I'd scramble away like an ant in an ant lion's trap. Which usually doesn't turn out too well for the ant.

Django Unchained, ballpeen hammer. I've seen all these others and yawned. That one almost made me vomit.

This is a great comment.

Yeah.... but VROOOM! I liked ours.

U mad?