No, she’s just going to lie through her teeth, and Rachel is going to point out her lies, and she’s going to respond to those lies with more lies and mock indignation, and Rachel will point out the new lies are still lies and the initial lies are more lies and she never even tried to answer the original point, and…

Just as absurd as a virgin birth, walking on water, multiplying fish and loaves of bread, transubstantiation, and rising from the dead in my opinion. Religions are absurd.

Aww, this is just a Kanye Test, and if we pass we’re Kanye #blessed.

Kanye West clearly isn’t at his Kanye Best, and needs to return to the Kanye Nest for another round of Kanye Rest, before continuing on the Kanye Quest.

Ok, I’ve been cracking up at this video about Wendy Williams for the past couple days now...

Magic Puzzles is a great free app and they give you daily puzzles so you always have new ones to do. I love to zone to Netflix and a puzzle when I am relaxing. :)

My husband had to stop going to meditation class because it was pissing him off too much. Apparently the woman leading the group would yawn without covering her mouth, and he would come home furious about it. Every. Single. Time.

Yeah, I was like “fucking hell, don’t you guys ever fucking learn?” but my outrage was uncalled for. Phew.

With you 100%

I’m not entirely sure I wouldn’t introduce Nigel that way in person.

That was really the dream team. And it always killed me how she had to say, “Noted Fashion Photographer” every single time. Do you think he negotiated that in his contract?

Every time I see Shandi I think of her boyfriend screeching “You had SEX?????”

Sometimes I picture him sadly putting on his little engineer cap as he switches on his electric train set and whispers, “It’s just the two of us again, Mr. Locomotive.”

I appreciate that a lot too. I ws raped multiple times by an abusive boyfriend. I was also raped shortly afterward by someone I considered my best friend. I became pregnant and decided to keep the baby, but miscarried. The whole experience was hellish. But I feel I am so strong now, 20 years later. I survived 17 years…

This is true. He might have been at his best in Gilbert Grape.

Water is essence of wetness .

Don’t know about you but I’m planning in being the drunk aunt.

I took the “lawyer” thing as a joke.

Poor Luke.

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