Not for me, I have a hole in my ♥ that goes all the way to China.

Good enough for me.

CHESTER COPPERPOT!

He's calling them unrapeable now, completely ignorant of the fact that he did this when they were young. He's THAT stupid.

Good job, Yahoo.

There’s the one decent thing to come out of that man, Damon Wayans Jr. He’s lovely and hilarious and was in my favorite canceled show, Happy Endings. He’s way funnier than his father ever was.

Yes. 40+ women have all tried to have sex with Bill, and when he couldn’t get it up, they all got upset and they all cried rape.

_{Here you go. An excited cat. Lose yourself in his adorably excited feet.}

If there is nothing else I believe to be true in the world, I believe Kanye is the sort of man with a signature floral arrangement.

So what, she’s still a rock star, she’s got her rock moves, and she doesn’t need them

So, when I was in kindergarten, I wasn’t allowed to carry an umbrella on the bus.

Man, I was sure the sex worker one would be a winner!

And yet when I do that I’m asked to leave the library.

whatever you/Kumail wants it to be!

As time goes on I am noticing that my eyerolling is getting too involved and giving away my true feelings.

I like to think that she looked like this.

I would do anything for meatloaf, but I won’t do that.