You know who else’s entire trip consists of “Here are my feelings?” Infants. Also, describing Kanye as “a little self-indulgent and self-aggrandizing” might be a candidate for understatement of the year.

My face during the VMAs

OMG DANCING WITH THE CARS.

People who are always in relationships really weird me out. Like, is it really that hard not having a partner for a more than 6 months or a year? Seems impossible for celebrities. I’m not even really talking about Lea Michelle. Maybe it’s just that I hate pretty much everyone, but I can’t imagine being able to…

redfoo looks so creepy in that picture.

I think she’s pretty. Does your friend think she’s pretty, though?

Huh. Not a big Dunham fan, but I think she's perfectly fine looking. That's not the most attractive picture, certainly, but it's not like it would make anyone stop and point on the street.

Some vegan cakes are very good, others are like eating kitty litter out of Satan’s asshole.

This might also have something to do with the fact that Ben Affleck’s nanny was photographed wearing all Tom Brady’s Superbowl rings. I would assume this is the PR spillover that’s happening in the tabloids.

Come quick! Anne Hathaway is crowning!

I just read these out loud to my boyfriend (while laughing!) and he didn’t realise any of them were jokes and is really genuinely impressed with Taylor Swift right now.

I think she’s gorgeous. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

please read all of Demi Adejuyigbe’s tweets about last night’s Taylor Swift show ( a small sampling below)

This one is cuter too! I love lavender on a man!

Oddly enough, it has to be post 2005!!

I’m so excited for her I could just throw on a vest and dance!!!

I am wearing a gray t-shirt today....... I... I am the nanny!

“That means they are in love. And being in love means you’re about to get married. And being married means you’re about to have babies”