Either that, or he’s just a heady combination of cheap and entitled. Line forms to the left, ladies!

It’s too bad he didn’t know about the online nanny community website marrypoppins.com

Well, I know it’s going to be easy to criticize this guy and everything he did but, in fairness, I think he did a great job directing Argo.

so that I can seek out potential pussy options

I had a freak of a cat who loved water. You’d turn on the shower and leave it to warm up, and BAM, kitty’s in there. You’d bathe the dog and BAM, kitty’s swimming circles around him. She was long-haired and too fat (or fond of baths) to clean herself properly, so there was often a poop situation that made baths a…

contouring make up, don’t be stupid

I’ve always thought that they are really one of those Cowell-X-Factor-UK experiments that have mostly worked out. One of their earlier singles is part of my favorite work-out jam. I always like to (need to?) listen to it several times in a row. It’s got that hook, ya know, that has me addicted.

The wax self looks like a cross between Kendall and Kourtney, and the real self looks like Paris Hilton has dressed as a Kardashian for Halloween.

*chills*

I honestly can’t tell which woman your talking about.

She does look adorable and age-appropriate in the bottom pic. I’m the same age as her, and if any of my friends put their ponytails directly on top of their heads, we’d have to have a talk.

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Yep. She isn’t the best live singer, but quite a lot better than many pop stars out there.

I love this.

BTW I lied about the pot party. I totally don’t smoke pot but that scene is the CUTEST. Old fashion ladies margarita party more like it

The woman can’t even wrap a towel around herself to their satisfaction.

I love the scarf and I’m not a scarf person (no neck). I love the dress too. Too bad I have no place to wear it. Very pretty though!