No, but now I want to...

you can send them to mark.shrayber@jezebel.com.

I still think is one of the greatest pictures from that day

I love him he's so happy!

...was she high?

The maniacal laugh that happened when I found THAT picture cannot be described in mere words.

Dear god that’s so Jewish I’ve just been circumcised.

If you think you’ve run into Bruce Willis and he’s being an asshole, it might be my dad...

For two weeks I am totally doing the creepy twelve-year-old girl thing where I am convinced they are going to see me in my red Blink 182 t-shirt and think that I not only have good taste in music but am clearly very cultured and mature for a twelve-year-old. I pictured them asking me to hang back and talk to them…

My favorite was when Andy Samberg was walking down the main street of the studio I worked at. He had this big grin on his face and when he saw that I saw him the grin got bigger, like he knew he’d been recognized. But I worked at the studio so I was past being impressed by celebrities. When I didn’t react bigger, the…

apt. how fucking apt that was.

I would ask Bryan Cranston about Malcolm in the Middle, but that’s just me.

Best story. Like Janice Dickinson more now.

Growing up in Los Angeles and going to school on West L.A I’ve had mostly positive experiences with celebs(basically because they want to be nice to their kids’ school friends). But my first ever celeb experience was the one, the only, the purple one himself....it was Prince. I was 9 years old and Yentil was playing…

So you’re saying that Steven Tyler does in fact walk this way AND talk this way? That’s incredibly reaffirming.

It makes me so, so happy that Bryan Cranston is nice.

I am 13 years old, rocking a stark middle part, aggressively colored braces, and on a vacation with my newly divorced mother and little brother. We’re on a flight between Somewhere (this is 15 years ago) and Orlando heading to Disney, and it’s 45 minutes of bumped up to first class because you have miles heaven.

Bryan Cranston.

Not a dick to me directly, but to my shitty ex. He deserved it.