I can tell you, it's all true.

You can run, you can hide, but you can't escape that mole.

So I watched the original interview this sketch was based on last Friday. It was as achingly annoying as it seems. It was like watching a child play dress up and pretend to have what they think an adult conversation sounds like. Plus, it really showed how good Seth Meyers is making Blake Lively seem interesting. And I…

The ladies who do these interviews shine their legs up with oil. I think this spoofs it. at 3:46, her leg LITERALLY sparkles and it made laugh until my stomach hurt.

I know that people will endlessly talk about Jennifer Aniston’s hair, but any opportunity I can get to highlight something other than her, er, highlights, like her majorly-underrated comedic timing, I’ll take:

Ahem. This particularly mullety one stands out to me.

Yeah! This is pretty old news, she’s been on record since like, 1998 saying she hated The Rachel. And agree re: babies. I find her very likable.

I hated that look

So, if I went to my stylist last week and demanded a Rachel because it seems to be coming back in style, is that a lose or a win?

I feel like Aniston trolls us with this, but then I realize these are all quotes from old interviews pieced together because women who read Glamour are into this shit. I prefer Jen’s interviews that feature her casual ridicule of people incensed by the fact that she did not turn her womb into a clown car. She’s been a…

CLASSIC.

I just want to clear a few things up as someone “in the know” about how airplanes and flight catering actually works.

no please no thank you

She’s crying because the breakfast was a filet of cod.

I thought it was Carrie Fisher!

If we are just going to judge affairs based on photos, it looks like Rita Ora is also having an affair with Madonna.

It once was. *shakes cane*

Cara Delevingene doesn’t have to care. She comes from money.

Ray-Z!

Think of the sappiest, cheesiest URL possible, then use the .porn domain extension. Everyone will be terrified/yet intrigued....