It did have a bit of an alligator skin texture, now that you mention it.

I came here just to say that Barry Manilow looks like Clay Aiken.

My god, you’re so right.

was Barry Manilow being gay a thing that everybody knew about and I was just in the dark?

I lived in Galway in the early part of 2000's and I still got side eye buying condoms at Boots. I swear. Didn't help that my husband and I were all of 25 when we moved there and had a kid, so I looked like all the other young unwed (gasp!) mothers they so loved to judge.

The last one legit made me lol on the bus. A full on honk.

Right? I looked at that photo, and thought, Damn, I’m twenty years younger, and I wish I had a body half that good NOW.

Cher looks really really good.

Wow, I deeply appreciate that you understood the loss even though we divorced by then. Thank you. So many people in my life didn't get that I hurt when he died. It was brain cancer. It was sudden and fast, and I was holding his hand at the very end, in the hospital.

I gave this a star as soon as I read the word "shart"

Don't get married unless at least one of you has at least one shart. It's a requirement. And raging hot sex.

On the second day of my honeymoon, my husband revealed he hated my family; and his parents strongly disliked them also. He had been charming and loving to them the entire time we dated. My parents considered his parents some of their closest friends. Apparently they thought pretending until after the marriage was…

Worst Rom Com ever.

That attendant is a national hero.

I'm a bit of an Amazon and this helpful gentleman was a petite Asian man so his shirt barely covered my breasts and my crotch was still exposed. He invited me into his room to use the phone to call the concierge and he ripped his bed sheet off of his bed so I could make a toga of shame.

We flew on a combination of cash gifts and left over in-laws' Airmiles points and couldn't be too fussy about arrangements. On the return leg, we had to fly home to Canada separately.

My mom is a travel agent, so when my sister wanted to book a cruise for her honeymoon, she got our mom to book it so they could get the best deal possible during spring break (money was tight as my sister was going back to school).

They should counter with an actual lawsuit. Seriously. What is he going to do? "I'M SUING YOU FOR TALKING ABOUT HOW I ILLEGALLY KEPT YOUR DEPOSIT." That's absurd.

Yay! Finally a topic I have a story for!