I've had an account and been a professional lurker for the past 5 or 6 years (pre-Kinja days...the golden era). Only in the past year or so have I really started commenting...I didn't feel worthy or I had much to say and then I just figured, f*ck it. It's been a mixed bag but I've been able to talk to some awesome…

The only problem is there is *literally* nobody weaker, emotionally, than you. And the reason you were made fun of so badly...you deserve it. The reason nobody cares about you? You deserve it. And now you spend your time antagonizing people. Suicide countdown....nobody will miss you.

Go hang yourself, kid.

At least I get the recognition I deserve

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I seriously doubt that.

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I wish your parents died in a fiery accident while you were in utero.

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