Uhhhhhh.....WTF?!

Thank you so much for your heartfelt response. At the end of this *arduous* day, your words mean so much to me. You are right about my loved ones not responding, this would be the last thing on their minds.

Guys, I really need some Jezzie love.

Wait, I want more details! You just gave him a bag of weed for free? What happened with the respective boy/girlfriends?

Great advice!

I love this story!

I was dating some jerk off I met when I first moved to a new city. I went over to his best friend's house and the second I met him I thought damn, I picked the wrong guy.

No, you should kill yourself. Like actually do it. Everyone will be way better off.

Not only did you write the longest, most inconsequential post I have ever seen in my life, but you also equated the saddest thing in the world to some dining snafu. Get a fucking grip.

Wow, he really is just incredibly fucking stupid and useless, youknowwhatimsayin?

Am I the only person who thought this was one of the most STUPID videos ever? I mean, the drowning in water, the hands caressing the chest, the stupid fake cuts and heart in a hand....my fifth-grade self had more artistic angst than this putz.

Right?! Is this some weird anti feminist version of punk'd? I'm so confused about!

Why are you vomiting crazy all over this thread? You need some help.

Then do us all a favor, oh wise one, and get the fuck off this site and go find one that suits your personal agenda better. You are wasting your time here. You won't be missed. I love the argument "oh, haha this is a silly gossip site so you all are a bunch of fucktards." YOU chose to come here and YOU chose to click…

Ummmm......it was a BB gun. Broken at that. Brush up on your reading skills or just read, in general.

Amazing names! Mine were, from first to last: Mojojo (I was into the Powerpuff girls), Bubsy, Squeakers, Penelope, Peanut, and Hazel (apparently got into a nut-named phase towards the end there). Mojo was my fave, he had those crazy wild hairs on his back and would pop like popcorn when you touched them. He died at…

Your parents let you take your guinea pigs on FAMILY VACATION?! 9-year-old me is so jealous right now. We always had the "pet lady" come, and I would write her notes from the perspective my pigs, i.e. "Hi! I am Mojojo. Thanks for taking care of me while my friends are gone. I love radishes, carrots, and lettuce!…

Aw man, I love guinea pigs. I had a bunch growing up (I was a huuuge animal lover and luckily my parents let me have all sorts of pets) and they are seriously the best. They can be litterbox trained and walk on a leash. They come to recognize the sound of your walking, so when I would get home from work and they heard…

Aww I love how the mom is half exploring half making sure she still has all her little bebes.

man, i wish i lived in a world where your response was relevant to my post.