This made me grind my teeth.

Excellent alliteration.

As an avid adorer of alliteration, awesome application.  

Believe it or not, I first heard this turn of phrase from a bus driver arguing with someone trying to sneak on the CTA. I’ve been waiting for the right opportunity to use this catchphrase ever since!

Absolutely, you can see she has charisma & understands how to telegraph that; it’s all personality, I can’t think of how you’d even begin to teach it.

US possums are immune to rabies and eat roughly 5,000 ticks per year each. They are great creatures.

The Didelphis virginiana possums are actually quite beneficial creatures, as they feed on ticks and can often clear out an area of ticks. They also alert you to the presence of pedantic douchebags, who cannot help but say “Actually, it’s O-possum” whenever they hear someone just calling them a “possum.” This allows…

Theron’s description of the events paired with her apology (because of course she’s apologizing) sets you up for typical “actors being fussy dickheads with each other” nonsense, but it really does seem like Tom Hardy was a completely inconsiderate asshole who revelled in disrespecting the cast and crew by wasting…

Why ScarJo? Weird Al isn't Asian.

Emotional and physical abuse?

Still, I think we all wonder what Jared Leto or Shia LaBoeuf would have brought to the role.

“folks”. No woman is doing this. No non-binary person is doing this. These are men. Men in their 30s and 40s most likely. 

That’s fucking gross, but also, how pathetic do these folks have to be to think “the reason I can’t sleep with Natalie Portman is that she hasn’t turned 18 yet?”. Trust me, that wasn’t the major barrier.

early 2010s Crossfit gym logo lookin ass

Sir, this is an Applebees.

It’s an old reference, but it checks out

Burned.

“Palm Springs hotel whose nightly rate is likely higher than the value of most of my Jeeps. Combined.”

I only mentioned it because it was an overwhelming theme, and to ignore it would be to ignore a key vibe of this event.

You should absolutely get into off-roading. KOH is just a snippet.

I’d been considering getting into off-roading but if it’s all a bunch of MAGA people -- evidently to the point it merited two separate mentions at two points in the article -- I’ll pass.