Because live animals don’t emote like cartoons. Which, of course, may lead you to ask “why not make this a cartoon?”

Kinda weird dismissing this guy’s Alex Jonesian rants about SJWs and cancel culture as “being a crank.”

I met Muttonchops Martin back in 2012 and I thought the same thing.

To summarize:

1. Be white.
2. Lick boots.
3. Hope the scary man with a gun feels like being nice instead of ruining your life.

In what world does this sound sane?

1. I thought they were here to serve us? “Don’t scare the scary man” is a really messed up lesson.

2. Just because you’ve had that experience, that must mean that everyone else will too, right?

I was picking my mom up at the PDX airport last Wednesday and saw this car on a trailer. I wish I’d gotten to hear it running in person

edit: or at least one that looked very similar, with the same driver and navigator names on the window

No, it was about how daily driving a 100k car is “as great as you’d imagine.” Almost as if the author was acknowledging how ludicrous it would be, juxtaposed with the fact that the car behaves like a normal daily driver if you don’t push it.

You lack basic comprehension.

I can’t stand that dude either, but SWAG in all caps can also mean “Scientific Wild Ass Guess.”

... he actually wrote (smirk!) that many times... what a friggin dick.

Old is not an ethnicity. You may not know this, but all people age. Way to tell on yourself, though.

As a 6'7 280lb person, I truly appreciate this slide show.

Not to mention those times when learner’s permit Brayden is at the wheel.

Right, so the fact that she tours means that you should just ignore what she’s saying? I don’t get this kind of comment.

Not finishing the last sentence was just perfection. Alas, I have but one star to give

Are all these Jeeps and Rams draped in multiple American flags so the owners don’t forget where they live?

Talk about advertising stupidity.

You’re a fucking moron.

Uh it’s called Civil War and it releases soon. Of course, they really both-sides the whole “even fish vs odd fish” thing

Are you a time traveller from 2012? Just because anyone can make a YouTube channel doesn’t mean that every single one is on the level of your child’s dolly fights.

Holy shit, I had to read that twice before it clicked that a freaking Suburban was almost 100k. Wow.

I truly don’t understand why people who feel this way continue to visit this site. Literally every single story, no matter the content, context, or author is littered with comments that all feature some variation of:

“lol, imagine calling yourself a (journalist|author|blogger) because you write for…

Well fucking said.