1. I thought they were here to serve us? “Don’t scare the scary man” is a really messed up lesson.

2. Just because you’ve had that experience, that must mean that everyone else will too, right?

I was picking my mom up at the PDX airport last Wednesday and saw this car on a trailer. I wish I’d gotten to hear it running in person

edit: or at least one that looked very similar, with the same driver and navigator names on the window

No, it was about how daily driving a 100k car is “as great as you’d imagine.” Almost as if the author was acknowledging how ludicrous it would be, juxtaposed with the fact that the car behaves like a normal daily driver if you don’t push it.

You lack basic comprehension.

I can’t stand that dude either, but SWAG in all caps can also mean “Scientific Wild Ass Guess.”

... he actually wrote (smirk!) that many times... what a friggin dick.

The principle being that he will completely bend over for authoritarian governments who demand he censor Twitter but cry foul when a left-leaning government tells him to remove misinformation?

Cool principle.

Old is not an ethnicity. You may not know this, but all people age. Way to tell on yourself, though.

As a 6'7 280lb person, I truly appreciate this slide show.

Not to mention those times when learner’s permit Brayden is at the wheel.

Right, so the fact that she tours means that you should just ignore what she’s saying? I don’t get this kind of comment.

Not finishing the last sentence was just perfection. Alas, I have but one star to give

Are all these Jeeps and Rams draped in multiple American flags so the owners don’t forget where they live?

Talk about advertising stupidity.

Right? They could just repeatedly publish a single article listing out all the ways that the monarchy is a complete waste of money. The nerve of these people.

You’re a fucking moron.

Uh it’s called Civil War and it releases soon. Of course, they really both-sides the whole “even fish vs odd fish” thing

Are you a time traveller from 2012? Just because anyone can make a YouTube channel doesn’t mean that every single one is on the level of your child’s dolly fights.

Holy shit, I had to read that twice before it clicked that a freaking Suburban was almost 100k. Wow.

Cute. But no, it’s the people who immediately talk shit to the person who wrote the article regardless of the content.

I truly don’t understand why people who feel this way continue to visit this site. Literally every single story, no matter the content, context, or author is littered with comments that all feature some variation of:

“lol, imagine calling yourself a (journalist|author|blogger) because you write for…

Well fucking said.

Before the waves of apparently-inevitable shit talking* begin breaking against this article, I just wanted to say thanks for introducing me to my next book with such an interesting interview.

*the post-Herb reality of these sites is that apparently they exist to provide a target for condescension from a legion of…