Just stopping by to say that “I exclusively have sex with men” for some reason strikes me as an incredibly delightful way to put it.

The "gentleman"? Go fuck yourself.

The person who suffers from PTSD and thinks that PTSD isn’t a valid excuse for shooting someone BECAUSE NOTHING IS.

+1
See also “not all men.”

embrace the time sink, dood!

That’s exactly the thing they want. They live their lives in fear and want us to do the same.

Shut down the comment section folks, everything that needs to be said about this toolbag has been said. 

American football games are mostly played on Sundays. So when your co-worker starts ranting at you the next morning about what they would have done if they were playing the game, they’re being a “Monday morning quarterback”

Well we found the misogynist. “All women” are crying because someone “took their cookie?” Take your head out of your ass.

holy shit that made my godt damn day

How is the taste of that boot? I hope you're really getting your tongue in there deep.

Dealing with the random inability to examine a dog’s collar a foot in front of you is an awful experience. Doggedly adhering to every game design rule from a different medium is both myopic and incredibly unlikely to make for compelling gameplay.

He’s defo a Malmsteen.

Y'all are fucking idiots. 

Wow, look at the armchair scientist. Do you have a single fact to back up all that "common sense"?

Doubly annoying because I was temporarily fooled by “...belched out a backstock boy.”

I hope She-ra gets a bit of a bump from Nimona, because it really is excellent.

THANK YOU.

Go search for the word “many” at the beginning of a sentence on any database of scientific literature. I guess no scientific field is legitimate, eh?

Uh, Smash Bros Melee? I know that’s sorta apples and oranges, but I can’t think of another example with a large modern community.