Very true!

Cosigned. I’m glad some people are into that but I’d rather have some spice in my life.

I don’t get the appeal of Pete, but then again I don’t feel the need to speculate on why others do. Then again I’m pretty heavily demi-sexual, so maybe if I got to know him?

Size 15 8E here - cosigned.

I’m no cat nutrition expert, but I would assume my vet is. How do I square this list with my cats’ vet-approved raw diet?

I swear I’m not being contrarian, I’m genuinely curious. 

I mean it’s 2021, the fuck guys? We’re here, we’re queer, we’re usually not super shy about it. 

My biggest problem with calling her a good worldbuilder is the utter dearth of any non-Gryffindor main characters (except for the “Evil House but people still want to be in it because...” trio). She sets up a school with 4 houses and then we get the Gryffindor Show with special appearances from 2d cartoon evil.

This movie is fucking genius and I’ve loved it since I was 9. I’m glad it’s finally gathering cult status

But when they crap themselves in their Under Armor Tactical Ripstop Soldier Pants, the camouflage will hide it all. Galaxy brains, these boys.

Oh God, that sounds terrible. Trust straight, white guys to fuck up a quick change.

Oh I’m sure they’re right! I’m pan, and I know for certain that I ALWAYS want to cheat on a boyfriend more than a girlfriend. Us queers just can’t keep it in our pants.

Cosigned by a pan man. The straights are starting to lose it.

That’s the only reason I could watch Crazy Ex. I’m too much of an empath to watch Becca Bunch suffer over and over without any kind of redeeming, positive qualities

I don’t have a horse in this race, but: I really do appreciate that you’re brushing off the bigots while maintaining your criticism of the article.

I just watched Halloween 2 for the first time and holy crap it bothered me that they just kinda went “oh, Michael’s still alive, shit.” Once they figured out they KILLED A RANDOM KID.

Can someone explain the allure of Howard Stern to me? I haven’t consumed his stuff since it came on regular TV at 2am in the 90s, but every time I hear something about him it seems like the schtick hasn’t really changed.

I was angry at Chapelle choosing this path and then I saw what he said about Gadsby, and just laughed.

Aye bruh, come through this weekend to Hyundai’s Mary J. Blige’s Family Affair Minivan Event

“’cause we’re celebrating all these Hyundais in our lives”

(sorry if it gets stuck in your head too)

This is exactly why I have lost faith that we’ll somehow come to a more equal place. Don’t get me wrong: I’ll remain a soldier till the war is won. It’s just hard to fight the feeling that if these people can’t even bring themselves to acknowledge basic facts, they’ve effectively “won” the war against their own…

Oh honey, no.

The way a normal person would read what I said is “Black comedians don’t get nearly the opportunities they should. Maybe we could give his airtime to one of them instead.”