Oh God, that sounds terrible. Trust straight, white guys to fuck up a quick change.

Oh I’m sure they’re right! I’m pan, and I know for certain that I ALWAYS want to cheat on a boyfriend more than a girlfriend. Us queers just can’t keep it in our pants.

Cosigned by a pan man. The straights are starting to lose it.

That’s the only reason I could watch Crazy Ex. I’m too much of an empath to watch Becca Bunch suffer over and over without any kind of redeeming, positive qualities

I don’t have a horse in this race, but: I really do appreciate that you’re brushing off the bigots while maintaining your criticism of the article.

I just watched Halloween 2 for the first time and holy crap it bothered me that they just kinda went “oh, Michael’s still alive, shit.” Once they figured out they KILLED A RANDOM KID.

Can someone explain the allure of Howard Stern to me? I haven’t consumed his stuff since it came on regular TV at 2am in the 90s, but every time I hear something about him it seems like the schtick hasn’t really changed.

I was angry at Chapelle choosing this path and then I saw what he said about Gadsby, and just laughed.

Aye bruh, come through this weekend to Hyundai’s Mary J. Blige’s Family Affair Minivan Event

“’cause we’re celebrating all these Hyundais in our lives”

(sorry if it gets stuck in your head too)

This is exactly why I have lost faith that we’ll somehow come to a more equal place. Don’t get me wrong: I’ll remain a soldier till the war is won. It’s just hard to fight the feeling that if these people can’t even bring themselves to acknowledge basic facts, they’ve effectively “won” the war against their own…

Oh honey, no.

The way a normal person would read what I said is “Black comedians don’t get nearly the opportunities they should. Maybe we could give his airtime to one of them instead.”

He doesn’t deserve another chance. This is an intelligent human being who has chosen to pander to the laziest bullshit to generate buzz.

I have wanted so badly to love Practical Magic. All of the things I quote from it and the scenes that stick with me make me want to watch it again.

What about the Cosby show?

Or maybe a system where people are compelled to side with a corporation instead of a human is fucked. I shouldnt have to become an expert to buy a car without getting fleeced, full stop.

Jesus WTF?

The devs have provided an actual TON of resources to get out of softlocks. In particular: if you go into your map and find an item of any type (from collectables to doors to breakable blocks), you can highlight that item, and every other one you’ve encountered will be highlighted.

IF the idiot you’re talking to thinks that one’s ability to speak English is an effect intelligence metric AND has low-enough self-esteem that they feel it necessary to correct you, it is always right and proper to slap them with a live cod. If enough people do it enough, they’ll eventually learn how to stop being an…

Okay shut this shit down, we’ve already got the best possible take.

Any other demis out there super into people wearing hella comfy clothes?