I too wish to peruse the tl;dr version of this

YAAAAAS.

Pre-fucking-cisely.

It’s dusty in here.

Got. Damn. Right.

Who watches the mayo?

Literally JUST replace Pratt with Hoskins and the casting is perfect.

“Finding out that Chris Pratt is gonna be Mario is the exact opposite feeling of finding out Idris Elba is Knuckles.”

Hell, this year looks like it’s set to break the record on trans violence, and of course BIPOC trans women are the most targeted. You’d think there’d be even more reason for us to hear about victims of color.

Nah, all cops are bastards.

Uh no. Dude said that pedophilia was just like homosexuality. That’s bullshit, and I don’t need justification for being disappointed in him for saying it.

It’s a really weird fucking experience to be learning, growing, and maturing as a person and watching the country do just the opposite.

If we had had phones, you know we would have. Teens are morons, it’s inevitable

I’ve not read a truer, sadder statement about late-stage capitalism.

Yeah you’re right, I’m making it up out of nowhere. I guess those years I lived in London and on the Isle of Mann must be coincidental. Thanks for snapping me out of it. 

I was a little kid when he was diagnosed, and I think it was the first time I was legitimately scared for a person I’d never met. This story has me grinning from ear to ear.

No, that happens AFTER dinner and dancing, if he’s lucky.

We need to set up a support group. We can bring in the Busta and Kanye fans too

Oh holy shit yes.

Oh I would riot. You know, after the respectful wake held for the asshole who wrote that scene.