When you find out that your mother has died during an interview and you’re in a place where it’s legal to smoke a joint, are you really telling me that you aren’t smoking a joint?

So just another kind of ignorance? This is the first millisecond I haven’t been on her side, but this is just fucked up.

Just gonna leave this here

Ugh I hate how simultaneously cynical and correct this feels...

Seriously though, it’s like half of us are fucking cartoon characters. There is a multi-billion dollar industry dedicated to coddling us and reinforcing all the comfortable lies that bigots tell themselves. And it’s not like that shit sprang out the ether, either; it’s exactly what their audience wants.

I honestly had to read that like 3 times before I parsed what they were saying. Then I immediately wished I hadn’t.

Very well said

I moved to Oregon from TX about three years ago and haven’t been homesick for another Houston or Austin summer since. Until I read your comment and I swear it transported me.

I read this comment like 30 minutes ago. I’ve had No Diggity stuck in my head ever since, and just figured out why.

I just spit water all over my keyboard.

Edit: I would buy a book of these stories. Literally just copy-paste them sequentially until you have 200ish pages and send me the link. These are gold

I will never understand what is so fucking alluring about that word amongst my skinfolk.

Yeah, agreed.

Unfortunately, his followers see strength and intelligence as opposite sides of a spectrum, as opposed to the latter being the source of the former.

Yes. Yes, you should. Please and thank you

This is...
“incoherent” isn’t even the right realm for this.

I am sorry you went through that. That fucking sucks.

Ask and the commentariat shall deliver. Thanks!

+1

Ah, I see sir has eschewed the traditional “nice Chianti.” Very well, will sir be needing anything else?

I have nothing to add, really. Just super, super excited for you! May you have a smooth and quick recovery